>I’m glad something can make me feel so sad. You see, I feel alive, I feel human. If I feel so bad now, it means it was really good before. So I have to get through the bad like I got through the good. I guess it’s called "wonderful sadness".

> Why do people always say “in short”? After all, they say nothing in short.

> When you’re unemployed, weekends don’t make sense.

>We need to be stricter with the poor. Otherwise, they will remain poor all their lives because of their laziness.

> We are for freedom of speech and all that, but there should be a couple of forbidden words in your native language.

> There are no single answers to important questions.

> If you don’t at least occasionally look around and do only what you want, life will fly by.

>You don’t have to believe every word in the Bible. These are just stories that help us make the right decisions.

> There are no stupid questions, there are only stupid people.

>It’s easy to not perceive the people on screen as real, but they are real. It’s so easy for us to ignore the pictures on TV, but behind them there are real people just like us.

>If parents spent less time worrying about what their children were watching on TV and more time worrying about what was going on in their children’s lives, the world would be a much better place.

>You can’t win all the time. But even if you don’t win, you can’t hold a grudge against the winner, because then you’re actually a loser.

> Family is not defined by blood relationship, family is those you care about. That’s why you are more than friends to me: you are my family.

>Think about how Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus have impacted your life more than all the real people in this room. Whether Jesus is real or not, he influenced our world to a greater extent than we ourselves, the same can be said about Bucks Bunny, Superman and Harry Potter! They changed my life, my attitude towards this world… Doesn’t that make them at least a little real?? Even if they are imaginary, they are still more important than many of us, and they will live after we are all dead.

The harsh truth of life:

> As soon as an honest Chinese begins to build a wall, stupid Mongols rush in and break his wall.

> This is a transport inspection, there is no place for joy and fun.

>Yes, parents can be rare bastards. They enjoy it.

> According to statistics, an American woman’s mouth is the dirtiest place on Earth!

> Life is pain, life is only pain..

> Sometimes logic and arguments are not enough. Sometimes you have to screw up those who think differently.

>If you cheated and got caught, then you are a cheater. If you cheated and succeeded, then you are talented.

> An engagement ring means you will be together, but not have sex.

>Love is like taking a shit. Sometimes everything happens by itself, and sometimes you have to push hard to push it.

>Hatred can only be countered by more hatred! It’s not us who are the freaks, it’s all the other freaks!

> Each girl is valued almost three times more as friends than a boy.

Just awesome phrases:

>Jesus? We thought you died in Iraq.

> It was the group “Sisters of Mercy do not hold a grudge against the Dark Lord” with their new composition “Silk Blood on the Steps of My Mind”!

> I’m just his father, and you’re Gamesnotongamstop.co.uk a coach, you’re like a father to him!

>Don’t you know the main law of physics?? Anything cool costs at least eight bucks.

> A proctologist is a person who, at a certain point in his life, decided to devote himself to studying other people’s asses.

> How many times have we told you not to do liposuction at home?.

> Sorry for the rudeness, but I had you all in a perverted form.

> Imagine a world without religion: Muslims will not kill Jews, Christians will not blow up abortion clinics… The world will be beautiful. Without God.

> I don’t understand how the words “just” and “candy” can be used in the same sentence.

>Someone do him a favor and kill him.

> I can’t lose another friend, so I’ll only have you two shits left.

> We’re not lost, we just don’t know where we are.

> I’m afraid my abilities are not for sale… By that I mean they are for sale freely!

> “Everything changes” is the only thing that doesn’t change.

>We won’t let them commit suicide. Even if we have to shoot them all!

>I don’t invent rules. I just make them up and write them down.

> Cats are deadly animals – if you stick your nose up their ass and inhale urine, you can die!

> If by morning we are still alive, we will know that we are not dead.

>We must kill animals, otherwise they will die.

>If you piss on a monkey, it becomes aggressive.

> In an attempt to extinguish the huge smoke bomb, residents tried everything – from fire hoses to screaming and swearing.

> When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigration, we didn’t mean to make the country so lousy that they would stop coming here.

>Isms are only good for those who can think intelligently. For everyone else, isms lead to cruelty.

>We’re too smart to be talented.

>We can no longer turn our backs on gays.

>People are always looking for some meaning in books. And if there is no meaning, they try to invent it themselves.

>Adventures only happen if you go where you shouldn’t.

>Sometimes adults are so stupid that it’s not even funny anymore.

> Never get into a car with strangers! Unless of course it’s a limousine..

>Motossyklist is a young biker.

> There is a time and place for drugs, sex and alcohol, and that place is college.

> You must first live, enjoy life, and only then ruin everything with a serious relationship.

> If you can’t bring a woman to orgasm, at least bring her home.

>What brings a family together, Butters? — Skillfully organized food storage..

Demotivators:

>If you have any questions, ask them at that brick wall over there!

>Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

> AIDS was popular in the 80s and 90s, now everyone is suffering from cancer.

> The answer is yes. HIV positive.

> A spoonful of superAIDS in your ass and you’ll die in three years.

>If you don’t find a cure for AIDS, I’ll break your Xbox.

>God wants me to earn 10 million dollars.

>Thank you Jesus for dying for my sins, that’s very nice.

>I’m not sleeping, I’m just deep in thought.

> Resign yourself, we are winners.

>I’m as chocolate as a drunken cherry.

>Your grandma is in the hospital and you don’t even want to add her as a friend!

>I’m not aggressive, I’m just dominant.

I’m not fat:

>I’m not a fat asshole, I’m a strong asshole!

>I’m not fat, I’m nicely round!

>I’m not fat, I just have the ideal goalie build.

>I’m not fat! I have a different way!

> I’m not fat – I’m festively chubby

Best comments

1. She is not an aphorism. This is a dialogue.
2. She’s not cool.
3. She’s terribly jaded.
4. .
5. A selection of nothing like that. Will find its audience. The main thing is not to be too big. Otherwise it can really be a shame.

I immediately remembered about the bone when I started reading!))) I was surprised that she wasn’t here. But anyway, thanks for the compilation!

Suddenly I felt bad for blogs. Damn, it’s just. Well, in short, here it is. Here it is.
Everything seems to be here. And it’s three seconds of googling. Fuck living like this :(

And the blog doesn’t include THE MOST FAMOUS PHRASE OF SOUTH PARK IN ITS HISTORY. Doubly sad. Not only was it two minutes worth of work, but I didn’t even include that very phrase.
Sorry dude, I’m just upset.

Firstly, I chose phrases that I like, and secondly, that’s enough firstly)))) Yes, the post is not very brilliant, but it didn’t turn out in three seconds. This is a selection of good phrases. And the collections are just collections because someone selects them and wastes their time. Does this qualify as a blog post?? It seemed to me that it was quite.

I meant another monologue. From the series about the singer Lorde and Kay, who decided to change gender in order to use a normal push.
Although yes. The first episode is also cool.

I… doubt Cartman said that. But the scene with something being beaten with a whip and the accompanying monologue from the new season are gorgeous.